Guns and cars

I’m an American so I have an obsession with guns and cars. But 
I’m fucked or insane and I think, but I’m not sure, but I think I got it all 
messed up. I hate guns and I hate cars. I 
think they ought to be abolished and they might be the worst two things, 
even before the a-bomb, to come out of our ilk. Or wait. Maybe 
not because there are Leftists that like guns and there are Car 
Girls and I’m a Girl and a Leftist so maybe I need to make room for some nuance. 
But I don’t know. I think maybe they’re the wrong ones but I’m fucked or insane 
so who can really say. I wish there weren’t all these categories and I 
wish they weren’t always fighting each other at the throats. Or wait. But I think, maybe, 
wait. Hm. I think I got it all messed up. I think I’m Bad. I know I’m 
fucked or insane so I think maybe I’m also Bad. And if I’m Bad then that comes
even before Girl and Leftist and 
American. I think. I might have that messed 
up and maybe I’m Really Good or Fascist or Boy but I don’t think so, but I might be wrong, 
which has definitely happened before unless it hasn’t happened but if 
you’re never wrong you’re a Saint or a Genius and I’m fucked or insane so it can’t be that. 
I can’t be that, I think. I’m going to get in my car and shoot my gun and go 
drive to McDonald’s or Burger King and cast a ballot, which I can do even if I’m 
fucked or a Girl, I think, I just can’t vote for a Leftist or Bad or insane. Yeah.